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The Other Day I Bought A Wastebasket And Carried It Home In A Paper Bag.
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The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper
bag. And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Mathematicians are the least expensive researchers to support.
All they need is pencils, paper, and a wastebasket -- and when they turn philosopher, they don't even need the wastebasket!...
The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
If I throw a dog into a bag, is it a doggie bag?
Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom....
Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
Well, I started to make a clock from one of those "build a working paper clock" books, but I got carried away.
It's now a complete working paper Analytical Engine, and I run an 80386 simulator on that....
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomli