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• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• HOW MUCH OF A COMPUTER DAG ARE YOU? How many people that you see regularly do you talk to more often electronically than face-to-face?
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• USHER Formerly a person who would escort the audiences to their sea
  cinema ushers are now relegated to clearing out the snogging teenagers in the back-row who haven't realised the film has ended....
• ZOO Generally a large location where a number of animals are kept, often against their will.
  Designers of fenceless zoos need to be very careful when estimating the width and depth of the trenches against how far some of the more enthusiastic animals with sharp teeth can jump....
• NULL MODEM Another one of those things which sits around on your desk for months, but mysteriously vanishes the day before you need it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WEATHER Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
  This is because weather has an average unpredictability factor of 97%....
• HONESTY Honesty cannot be undervalued. And while I'm on the subject of honesty
  have I told you about an exciting business opportunity that could make you thousands of dollars without hard work or expensive capital investment?...