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• MATHS And now for a quick mathematics lesson. Firstly, back to the basics.
  If you have five Peter Andre CDs, and you smash two against the wall, burn another, stomp on one, and frisbee one more out of the window, how many do you have left?...
• VAGRANT One of those people who make you feel guilty (for not giving them money) and angry (for them bothering you in the first place) at the same time.
  Actually most vagrants in this city either keep themselves to themselves by being sleepy and smelly on street benches, or by cheerfully walking their way through inner-city streets with no shoes on, mumbling theories on modern civilisation....
• I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
  So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...
• QUANTUM SUFFICIT The type of phrase that makes you wonder if this language would be any better off if there was someone in charge who had power of veto over the introduction of new words.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• HOW MUCH OF A COMPUTER DAG ARE YOU? How many people that you see regularly do you talk to more often electronically than face-to-face?
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• REAP Formerly used in descriptions of agriculture, "reap" is now almost exclusively found in bad retail advertising campaigns, eg "We've cut prices so you reap the benefits!
  houted by manic announcers over footage of crazed shoppers smashing in doors....
• It might be worth reflecting that this group was originally created back in September of 1987 and has exchanged over 1200 messages.
  The original announcement for the group called for an all inclusive discussion ranging from the writings of Gibson and Vinge and movies like Bladerunner to real world things like Brands' description of the work being done at the MIT Media Lab....