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• May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
• May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and clothe them all.
• No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools.
• Big or small, We tax them all.
• Good friends are so hard to come by: may we all value them when we find them. -- Anon.
• May all your PUSHes be POPped.
• Just trying to figure out which pain reliever is best is more than enough to give all of us a headache.
  Watching some of the claims on television gives us pains that no pill can remove....
• A ghost appears in the room and is appalled by your desecration of the remains of a fellow adventurer.
  He casts a curse on all of your valuables and orders them banished to the land of the living dead....