May You Be Fruitful And Multiply So That Your Generations Are As Plentiful As The Stars In The Sky, And May You Have To House, Feed, And Clothe Them All.

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May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as
plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and
clothe them all.

May you never have healthy mice in the house.
One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels.

May You Be Fruitful And Multiply So That Your Generations Are As Plentiful As The Stars In The Sky, And May You Have To House, Feed, And Clothe Them All.

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