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• 0244 Have you ever played Pong? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• ping [from the submariners' term for a sonar pulse] 1.
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• Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
  Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
• And sometimes the bear eats you.