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Maybe Love Hasn't Changed Much Through History, But Can You Imagine Heloise And Abelard Sitting Around Rubbing Suntan Oil On Each Other?
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Maybe love hasn't changed much through history, but can you imagine
Heloise and Abelard sitting around rubbing suntan oil on each other?
-- Bill Vaughan
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Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes.
y. -- Bill Vaugha
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Love each other like brothers and sisters, and have a real good time. -- Bill Graham
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
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You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.
Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
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