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• It was a night like this, 40 million years ago.
• Maybe love hasn't changed much through history, but can you imagine Heloise and Abelard sitting around rubbing suntan oil on each other?
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
• 1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
  2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil....
• The following appeared as part of a memo from the manager of an automobile manufacturing company.
  "Because the demand for our automobiles is expected to increase dramatically, we need to open a new manufacturing plant as soon as possible in order to continue to thrive....
• Imagine what we can imagine! -- Arthur Rubinstei
• Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
• I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
• The first ten million years were the worst.