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• You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
• Your throat may be closer than it seems.
• You will be shot at sunrise.
• You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
• May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
• May all you've worked for come to you, And your most cherished dreams come true.
• May your memories bring you comfort and keep your loved-one close in heart.
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....
• May your future be limited only by your dreams. -- Christa McAuliffe