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Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: Where Dreams Come True.
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Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex
Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.
-- A fair warning, "You Only Move Twice"
Related:
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
May all you've worked for come to you, And your most cherished dreams come true.
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will your worst dreams.
-- Newman's Discovery...
Newman's Discovery: Your best dreams may not come true
fortunately, neither will your worst dreams....
Ned: Uh, huh-huh... Homer, ah... About those things you borrowed from me over the years, you know, the TV trays, the power sander, the downstairs bathtub.
.. You gonna be... needing those things in Cypress Creek?...
It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland.
-- Lisa reads the Cypress Creek brochure, "You Only Move Twice...
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. Yiddish Proverb
TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City". Homer: Uh, let's watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place....
Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us.
I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank...