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May God Have Mercy On Your Soul. He Didn't Have It On Your Face.
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May god have mercy on your soul. He didn't have it on your face.
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Priest: "May the Lord have mercy on your soul." Verdoux
Why not? After all, it belongs to Him." -- Charles Chaplin, "Monsieur Verdoux...
Why not? After all, it belongs to him." (In response to the priest, who was attending him on his deathbed, and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
~~ Charly Chaplin, d. 1977...
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Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
LAW, n. Once Law was sitting on the bench, And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Sparing your helpless enemy who surely would have destroyed you, you demonstrated the advanced trait of mercy, something we hardly expected.
We feel that there may be hope for your kind. Therefore you will not be destroyed....