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May mice nest in your silverware drawer.
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May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May fire ants nest in your garden.
May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
May a thousand denebian cock-biters nest in your room.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
You may be redneck... if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
May you always have someone to share your bed and board
mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
Send your spare mice to SOCKS@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
