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May A Skunk Take Up Residence In Your Sock Drawer.
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May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
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May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
May mice nest in your silverware drawer.
When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow.
That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook 'cause you'll be looking for your sock....
May your brother take up go-go dancing at a gay bar.
Ginsburg's Law: At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.
If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk