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May The Angel Of Death Skip Your House Altogether -- And Send Satan Instead.
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May the angel of death skip your house altogether -- and send Satan
instead.
Related:
Annoy your roommate, Skip to the bathroom.
You may be redneck... if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
May an overzealous siding salesman scotchtape 5000 woodpeckers to your house.
May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
You may be redneck... if antlers are nailed to the outside of your house.
You may be redneck... if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.