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• Hush, my dear, lie still and slumber! Holy angels guard thy bed!
  Heavenly blessings without number Gently falling on thy head....
• May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
• May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
• Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
• Alimony and bribes will consume a large share of your wealth.
• Please stand for the Nation Anthem: O Canada Our home and native land True patriot love In all thy sons' command With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north strong and free From far and wide
  O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land glorious and free O Canada we stand on guard for thee O Canada we stand on guard for thee Thank you....
• Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.