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May You Spend Eternity Pissing Your Bed.
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May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
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Where will you spend eternity? Heaven or Hell?
Another way to look at this is: if your computer is not capable of saturating *your* I/O bandwidth, you may be pissing away *your* wetware power.
And last I checked, mine isn't increasing exponentially... -- Dan Mocsny (dmocsny@uceng.uc.edu)...
PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May you always have someone to share your bed and board
mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
You may be redneck... if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.