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May The Egg You Ate Tonight Rouse You Bright And Early Tomorrow.
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May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
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You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. -- Leo Duroche
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.