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• If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
• May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
• God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.
• May the volts of a 1000 lightning bolts strike your modem
• Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
• May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
• If at first you don't succeed, call in an air-strike.
• Strike--for your altars and your fires! Strike--for the green graves of your sires!
  God, and your native land! -- Fitz-Greene Halleck (1790-1867) -- Marco Bozzari...
• May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.