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• Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
• Both thunder and lightning come: The image of Abundance.
  Thus the superior man decides lawsuits And carries out punishments....
• I like smoke and lightning, heavy-metal thunder, racing with the wind, and the feeling that I'm under.
• The same battle in the clouds will be known to the deaf only as lightning and to the blind only as thunder.
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• Thunder and lightning: The image of Biting Through.
  Thus the kings of former times made firm the laws Through clearly defined penalties....
• May the God of Thunder strike you in the kneecap!