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May You Die And Be Reborn As A Mouse In A Radioactive Lab.
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May you die and be reborn as a mouse in a radioactive lab.
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May you invent the perfect mousetrap the day after the mouse becomes extinct.
May you die alone and silent.... -- Cally
You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
May you never meet a mouse in your cupboard with tears in his eyes! -- J. C. Furna
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.
A mouse may be useful, but only as cat food.
You die...