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May You Get The Winning Lottery Ticket And A Hole In Your Pocket.
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May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowle
Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
Playing the lottery, especially when there is a large pot, does not of itself improve your chances of winning.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
When it comes to winning new friends, nothing can beat winning the lottery.
You have a frog in your pocket?
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
May the bird of paradise peck a hole in your eardrum.