Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the
lottery!
Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too!
[two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
Window washers: We both won the lottery!
All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
(actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)
-- Truth in advertising, "Dog of Death"
