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May You Grow So Rich Your Widow's Second Husband Never Has To Worry About A Living, God Forbid.
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May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry
about a living, God forbid.
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May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid.
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
May you make a widow and orphans happy -- your own.
You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick, God forbid.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.