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• Judges are, in many respects, like parents. You have to give them a good enough reason to do what you want.
  -- Darlene Ricker, Lawyer and journali...
• Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a full scholarship to the college of his choice -- it paid for tuition, books, and bail money.
• Cooperate with those who have both know-how and bail money.
• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
  -- Hubert H. Humphrey...
• One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
  Gene Brow...
• I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
• There is no conclusive evidence of life after death.
  But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know....
• Bailiffs always come to order.