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• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• May you know enough about courts, judges, bailiffs, and bail bondsmen to be a lawyer.
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• Women who want equality must be prepared to give it and believe in i
  and in order to do that it is not enough to state that you are as good as any man, but also it must be stated he is as good as you and both will be humans together....
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• Have a very good reason for everything you do. -- Laurence Olivie
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally
  he trick is in getting them to do what you want....
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a governement big enough to take from you everything you have.
  -- Gerald R. Ford...