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May You Learn To Perform Miracles: Earn A Living And Marry Off Your Daughters.
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May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.
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May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
WELFARE You're too incompetent to work for a living.
[We'll let you leach off those who do earn a living.] -- George L Roma...
May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
You may be redneck... if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.