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May Your Daughters Marry Men Of Substance: Gypsies With Two Bears.
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May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
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May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
May your daughters grow up such gems, their presence in your house illuminates your old age.
May your daughters' hair grow thick, black, and abundant -- all over their faces.
Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,--disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act i, Sc. 1...
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.