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May Your Enemies Get Cramps In Their Legs When They Dance On Your Grave.
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May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
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May we dance with your dates?
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Get back at your enemies, make them Sysops!
May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.
Pick your enemies carefully--they're harder to get rid of than friend
Your enemies are closing in.
Smile. It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies!
Savoir-faire: The ability to smile when you discover that your girl and your best friend are both missing from the dance floor.
-- "Laughs Unlimited...
You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.