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May we dance with your dates?
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May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.
Shall we dance?
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll.
How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates....
They should put expiration dates on clothes so we would know when they go out of style.
-- Garry Shandling...
Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
-- Apu, "Lisa's Pony...