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May Your Kayak Have Only One Hole In It.
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May your Kayak have only one hole in it.
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May the bird of paradise peck a hole in your eardrum.
You must learn to run your kayak by a sort of ju-jitsu.
You must learn to tell what the river will do to you, and given those parameters see how you can live with it....
May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
He who boasts of an open mind may only have a vacant one.
In Cristianity, a man may have only one wife. This is called Monotony.
Zweig: Marge, there's no simple explanation for your fear of flying.
But it can probably be traced to some childhood trauma....
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
There is a hole in your mind.
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.