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• May your blind date insist on wearing a ski mask.
• May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
• Shall I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
  You can watch yourself while you are eating!...
• I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
  The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
• You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer!
• Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
  -- Old Testament -- Habakkuk ii, 2...
• Never open your own restaurant. -- Pierre Franey
• Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
  Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac....
• Your lover will never wish to leave you.