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• May your lover insist on separate tables at a fancy restaurant.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey
• If some guy is 6-foot-5 with gigantic muscles and incredibly handsome, why does he need to put on a batsuit?
  Why doesn't he just put on a ski mask and kick the crap out of people?...
• OPTIMIST -- a man who makes a motel reservation before a blind date.
• To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
• Preparing for a blind date and wanting to cover all bases, guy buys a new packet of condoms from the chemist for the date.
  Guess who the blind date turns out to be? The woman who served him in the chemist shop!...