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Megaton Man: "LOOK At Them! Helpless, Tender Creatures, Relying On ME, Waiting For ME To Make My Move!
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Megaton Man: "LOOK at them! Helpless, tender creatures, relying on
ME, waiting for ME to make my move!"
(from below): "Move your ASS, Fat-head!"
Megaton Man: "It is a MANDATE, and I am DUTY BOUND to OBEY!"
-- Megaton Man
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