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Megaton Man: "LOOK At Them! Helpless, Tender Creatures, Relying On ME, Waiting For ME To Make My Move!
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Megaton Man: "LOOK at them! Helpless, tender creatures, relying on
ME, waiting for ME to make my move!"
(from below): "Move your ASS, Fat-head!"
Megaton Man: "It is a MANDATE, and I am DUTY BOUND to OBEY!"
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Megaton Man: "LOOK at them! Helpless, tender creatures, relying on ME, waiting for ME to make my move!
(from below): "Move your ASS, Fat-head!" Megaton Ma...
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These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
Quote #502 In keeping with my non-Aristotelian or relativist-Existentialist bias, I do not classify ideas as simply "true" or "false.
I prefer to assign them probabilities, on a scale from 0 (the Aristotelian "false") to 10 (the Aristotelian "true")....
Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...