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• Col Mustard: "How many husbands have you had?" Mrs White: "Mine, or others?" -- Clue
• It's a matter of life after death. After he's dead, I have a life. -- Mrs White, _Clue_
• Mrs White: "Everything allright?" Col. Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine." -- _Clue_
• I like men to behave like men, strong and childish. -- Francoise Saga
• Hmmm, this looks like a clue, which means it'll cost you 10 points to read read it.
  Should I go ahead and read it anyway?...
• A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.
  Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies....
• Life is like pudding; soft and squishy.
• My brother had a hamster. He took it to the vet--it's like bringing a disposable lighter in for repair.
  -- Wayne Cotte...