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• Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
• Some are weatherwise, some are meteorologists. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
• HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
  and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• Why do they have a rear window defroster on the Yugo?
  So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....
• Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black nightgowns do with keeping warm.
  -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom...
• Quote #344 I have to post. Buddha insists on a warm computer.
  -- Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochra...
• May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.