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• Yugo: YUGO fast--You hit a tree--YUGO through the window!
• Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
  So they will have something to do in the afternoon....
• May your stay in the afterlife be a warm one.
• A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side.
  Knowing that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker watched the teacher closely....
• Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....