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• A man's mother is his misfortune, his wife is his fault.
• In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dolla
  he right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law....
• A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.
• When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
  -- Epperson's law...
• Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
• In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride in any motor vehicle.
• Why does Bill cheat on his wife? Hillary doesn't put out for any man.