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• When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame -- half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
• A man permits himself to be oppressed by stone, And leans on thorns and thistles.
  He enters his house and does not see his wife. Misfortune....
• Michigan law provides that if any man kiss his wife on a Sunday, the party at fault shall be punished at the discretion of the court.
• Please excuse Al Gore for being. It was his mother's fault.
• Please excuse Bill Clinton for being. It was his mother's fault.
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife. And his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backu
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...