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And For God's Sake Don't Invest Money In Any Brokerage Firm In Which One Of The Partners Is Named 'Frenchy'.
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"And for God's sake don't invest money in any
brokerage firm in which one of the partners is
named 'Frenchy'."
-- Woody Allen
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