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The Prisoners Are Given One Meal A Day. That Meal Is A Bowl Of Steam.
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The prisoners are given one meal a day. That meal is a bowl of steam.
-- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Run"
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One of the prison psychiatrists asked me if I thought sex was dirty, and I said it is if you're doing it right.
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After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
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Ross Perot - one burrito short of a combo meal.
It is a good rule of health that tells us that we should eat not one ounce more at any given meal than we are able to bench press easily.
Breakfast n.-first meal of the day, wheat beer'n pretzels.
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex....
Take no prisoners.