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Middle Age Is When You Wish You Could Have Some Of The Naps You Refused To Take As A Kid.
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Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to
take as a kid.
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Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
If you wish, You will have an opportunity.