Middle Age Is Rather Like Your Underwear, It Creeps Up On You When You're Not Watching.

Middle Age Is Rather Like Your Underwear, It Creeps Up On You When You're Not Watching.

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Middle age is rather like your underwear,
it creeps up on you when you're not watching.

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Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.
Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
Ms.K: [writing] When I read your letters, I feel as if you are right here watching me.
[looks up, Bart is watching her] -- "Bart the Love...