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Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
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Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Mothe
Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
Middle age is when a narrow waste and a broad mind change places.
When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
Middle age: halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
