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• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• As Tammie glow'red, amazed and curious, The mirth and fun grew fast and furious.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
• Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
• There's no accounting for taste! -- Colonel Sande
• crop circles in the corn shell
• Buccaneer: The price of corn on the cob...
• Farmers do it on a corn field.
• Corn is the sinews of war.
• The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future anybody's guess.
  It was fun back there with the Rover Boys, the Little Colonel, Pollyanna, and Peg-o'-my-Heart, but we don't want to be caught in the past while the Russians are shaking hands with the Martians....