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• You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN TEETH.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
  But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it....
• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
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• Is sex in a cornfield "Porn on the cob"?
• Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
  It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay....
• Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
• crop circles in the corn shell