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• Milkmen do it in the morning.
• If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
• The music teacher came twice each week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
  -- George Ade...
• Few people think more than two or three times a yea
  I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week....
• When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity
  for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done....
• BABIES: easy to make, hard to deliver.