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• Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
  [holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of the box....
• An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
  -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
• Milkmen deliver twice a week.
• Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.