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• NEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why.
  His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when....
• Always do one thing less than you think you can do. -- Bernard Baruch
• No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
  -- Anon. Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing....
• At some point in your life, you will meet someone who saw Wayne Newton in Las Vegas.
• Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
• The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that?
  To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people. -- Brother Theodore...
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The one who snores will fall asleep first.