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Ministers do it vicariously.
Related:
Ministers do it on Sundays.
Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers...
Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! And I'm looking for a way to VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time.
My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up....
Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
ATLAS A really big dude who used to carry the world upon his shoulders (or something like that).
Today's modern Prime Ministers and Presidents may think that they carry the world upon *their* shoulders, but if that were true then they'd be crushed into tiny specks just by the sheer weight of the damn thing....
MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn.
In Russia and the Orient the monarch has still a considerable influence in public affairs and in the disposition of the human head, but in western Europe political administration is mostly entrusted to his ministers, he being somewhat preoccupied with reflections relating to the status of his own head....
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty!
make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell purpose, not keep peace between The effect and it!...